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Privacy Policy

A Legal Disclamer

My lawyers have painstakingly checked over this website to make sure there's no way I can be sued for anything whatsoever.  Go ahead.  Try it.  They'll win.  They carry really expensive looking briefcases.  

Privacy Policy

I promise I won't steal your personal information.  Seriously.  I don't want it.  You keep it.  

Another Privacy Policy

Seriously, I'm not collecting your info and sharing it with third parties.  I don't even know any third parties.  If I did, I wouldn't share your info.  If anything, I'll give YOU the information of the third party.  I'll sucker in that third party, and pretend to be their friend.  And I'll be all "hey third party.. I wanna give you some sweet personal info, but like.. what IS personal info? Could you give me an example?"  And then they'll totally tell me their personal info, and I'll share it with you.  That's how I roll, dog.

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